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Eat anything you want and if someone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.

Congrats to barista for getting such a big part in the movie because he is a terrible actor and that is a huge achievement
AUDIO POST William, It Was Really Nothing by The Smiths

Why do Americans get [Netflix] privilege? We pay the same amount of money in England man give us some good fucking shows too like I wanna watch Arrow and shit

I’m not a male model honestly

It’s 9am should I drink this pint mug of coffee yes or yes



how do you get a nice body without moving


New American Horror Story: Freakshow Promo! [x]

cannot fucking wait for this
Out on the town with da girl
Trip to the moon
Trip to rough trade
Da girl when I bought her da haim vinyl






Raise your hand if you have watched so much British television that is has actually changed your speech patterns.

I’ve not the slightest idea how you’ve come round to that idea.

Exactly. I haven’t the foggiest idea of how you’ve come to that conclusion.

What in the bloody hell are you blabbering on bout you twat?

Behold, people that have never been within 50 feet of anyone even remotely British.