politely glancing behind you in the street before letting one rip



The next time a guy complains about being friendzoned, send him this picture.

#sometimes people just need to be told what’s what by a critical whale






Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him

What’s the point of mugging someone who only has $20 in their pocket

$20 can get you many peanuts

explain how

Money can be exchanged for goods and services

My flatmate, Sam, came at my other flatmate, Liam, with a pair of scissors last night because Liam drew on Sams arm and laughed when Sam was shouting at him about it with tears in his eyes. So Sam just ran and got scissors and tried to stab him in the neck like literally and when Sam realised what he did he sat down and apologised and just sat their laughing in hysterics at some live stream youtube gamer and now everyone’s just acting like nothing happened

My flat mates created a new flatmate  while I was away visiting family, so I thought it’d be nice if he pulled his weight around the flat you know, did some chores


those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next